#1684

77

March 18, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Approximately 60-70% of you failed. You all fail.

#1682

1616

March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.

#1681

35

March 17, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Roberts: "...measure 63...so that's 4 before 66..."

#1680

2123

March 17, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Kaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"

#1679

-15

March 17, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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//astro pd7 Donaldson: If you put something out in the sun, it bleaches -- Hannah F.: So its evolution, right?

#1678

37

March 17, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//astro pd7, talking about photons and sunburns Donaldson: So, you all are smart about sunscreen, right? Contreras: Yeah, we need to wear anti-photon. Hannah F.: Wait, have they invented that???

#1677

1012

March 17, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: So, Contreras says, lets ln() both sides to rescue the exponent princess from the high tower. Contreras: Wait, what did I say??

#1676

1212

March 17, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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//during class on Saint Patrick's Day Whitacre: If you're Irish, that's a personal problem. But if you're wearing green and you're not Irish, then you're just an idiot.

#1675

88

March 17, 2010, 12:55 p.m.

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//There is preemptive decorating in case Schafer wins for best teacher Schafer: So I can just look to the back and see a huge "Congratulations". If I look left, I see another sign. Student: What about the sash? Schafer: Right, so I have this sash now! (puts it on) I was gonna have a tiara, but I never got it! Gilad: You should wear the sash to the awards ceremony! Schafer: Yeah, I'll wear a sash and a tiara to the awards. Act all prom queenish and stuff.

#1674

2020

March 16, 2010, 8:39 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, you have to do some math for this. This other day, some girl was asking me how to do "reverse addition."