#1640

33

March 11, 2010, 2:12 p.m.

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Emily: This is like limbo, except gyrating. Lev: That's what she said! Khoa: Lev, how low can you go?

#1639

44

March 11, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Gibi: You know, you could've just asked me to move. Khoa: Of course, but then the probability of you moving would be between 0 and 1. I couldn't risk it.

#1635

66

March 11, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Sanjeev: I saw Mr. Williams yesterday, and he said to me: "You know that sports stat class? You're doing graduate-level work! If I had to write an 11-page paper by Wednesday, I'd be pulling my hair out!" That's what Mr. Williams said. Jacob: Maybe that's why his hair's so short...

#1633

1515

March 10, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

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Blitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"

#1632

1010

March 10, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Rose: I'm gonna break your brains here.. // general laughter // Alex Qiu slams back of head into closet door Rose: ... don't actually break your brain.

#1631

1515

March 10, 2010, 9:56 p.m.

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//Answering a problem in class Mr.Pham: Who said three? You take book and slap on your face!

#1630

1414

March 10, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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// discussing the awakening in ap lang, esp. adele when dr. simel walks in Mrs. Gross: If you're a women, you can be a housewife, a trophy wife, an assistant, a nurse... Student: Or prostitute! Mrs: Or a prostitute. Adele's a perfect housewife though. She's on her back all the time. Having sex or having a baby. Having something! Dr. Simel: What book is this? Class: The Awakening Dr. Simel: I love it already. // as she walks out she grabs a copy.

#1629

11

March 10, 2010, 8:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: If I don't learn math I can't get married? Peter the Great, where were you? Twenty-five years ago...

#1628

88

March 10, 2010, 6:48 p.m.

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Pham: You guys need to be learning good study habit! I never had to study past eleven o'clock. Only time I stay up until four in morning is when play video games! I not studying, though.

#1627

59

March 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m.

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//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.