#1626

33

March 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//In TV Studio... Main office: Mr. Bustillos? Bustillos: Yep? Yeah? Yipp? Main office: It's Julie, from the main office. Bustillos: Hey, I know you!! Main office: They need you in the auditorium for... [back and forth for a minute] Bustillos: Um...yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Main office: [asks him to come and help] Bustillos: [whiney voice] Well, I don't wanna! I'm not a producer!! Ugh...film...

#1625

1414

March 10, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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//A story from Dr. Simel... So, you know, a long time ago, I used to like to catch a few Zs before my classes. So I had my pillow, and my blanket, and there was this conference room next to my office. I told the secretary to wake me up in 15 minutes, when my class started, and I lay down under the conference table. Later, I woke up, and saw that I had been drooling. Like, reeeeaally drooling. And I looked at my watch, and noticed I was 10 minutes late for class. And then I noticed there were a bunch of legs all around me, and realized they were having a meeting, and they didn't know I was under here. So I was thinking, "Oh my god, what do I do, I can't just skip class," and so I crawled out from under the table - and I was about 30, y'know - and all the people just stared at me. And when I got out of the room, about 3 seconds later, I heard them all start to crack up. Then, a few years later, whenever someone looked at me and started to laugh, I knew that person had been one of the people in the room. Isn't that great?

#1622

1313

March 9, 2010, 8:08 p.m.

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Mr. Verock: Everything on the board has a meaning. Except that part over there... Apparently I'm a zombie.

#1620

22

March 9, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//the class is analyzing the writing style of The Awakening //Anderson reads an imagery-loaded sentence Anderson: Awww! There you can actually feel something. But what are you feeling? Friggin' ocean on your body.

#1619

04

March 9, 2010, 6:39 p.m.

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//Shrimp walks into 215 //It's Ac is setting up Diana: Hey Chris, you should join It's Ac practice! Shrimp: When? Diana: Now. Shrimp: Where? Diana: Here. Shrimp: Do you guys get into semifinals? Diana: Yup, and finals too. Joel: Yeah, we actually win.

#1618

77

March 9, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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//talking to the freshmen Hammond: So if dachshunds are hot dogs, corgis are the Polish kielbasa of dogs.

#1617

77

March 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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//talking about logistic functions in the real world Mr.Rose: So, you take a girl bear and a boy bear who like each other very much.. (graph, graph, talk) ...And in the end, there'll be dead bears lying around everywhere!

#1616

11

March 9, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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//Talking about marriage Whitacre: I'm not angry at you, I'm angry for you!

#1615

1214

March 9, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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Stein: "It's like chewing and talking gum at the same time." [class laughs] Stein: "What did I say?" Class: "Chewing and talking gum." Stein: "Don't write that down!" [multiple people in class start writing] Stein: "Ugh, it's gonna end up on that website."

#1613

57

March 9, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Rose: Who's with me so far? Lisa Ma? Good! Just keep, you know, eating that peach 'n listening!