#1423

1416

Jan. 29, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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Pham: You guy know how much composition book cost? How much? Student: Like, $1? Pham: No you just saying that. You not buying them so you don't know. Student: But that's what you told us yesterday. Pham: No! No one know? [...] Twenty-five cent! Right befo' school start, they twenty-five cent. You know how much backpack? [...] Three dolla! One week afta' school start, they just three dolla! Student: Where do you buy $3 backpacks? Pham: Wolmart! I buy fifteen of them! (Class laughs) Pham: Why you laugh? I don't get it! My son, he every year. Just give him new backpack. [...] Why it funny?

#1422

02

Jan. 29, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: There's some random kid who just keeps jumping into my conversations with other teachers. Like this one time I was talking to someone about my 5th period and... Justine: Is he in your 5th period? Ms. Thomas: NO!!! I don't know who he is!

#1421

77

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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[Previously people talking about SRP] Mikey: Wait, what about study hall? Student: Elephant. Mikey: What? Student: Elephant. ...[later] Other Student: What would elephants need study hall for anyways? Elephants never forget. [Pause] ...Probably huge orgies. Mikey: Yeah, we used to do that a lot too, until Mr. Schafer came and put a stop to it.

#1420

22

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:47 p.m.

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// in Quantum Video: ...[Einstein and Schrodinger] planned a full frontal assault on Neils Bohr! * class laughs *

#1419

1313

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Kathryn: we need to get more balls to kick and suck!

#1418

22

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Mythili: What are you doing!? That's not your esophagus! Give it back!

#1417

2123

Jan. 28, 2010, 10:15 p.m.

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Contreras: Ugh, I still have to do my ethics assignment for graphics.... Andy: Dude, you should cheat on the ethics assignment!

#1416

1315

Jan. 28, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: So what you do if you missing class for one day? Student: Call a friend? Pham: Right! But if you only have one friend, you miserable person. You need at least 20 friend or something. Only one friend make your life miserable. You see guy with four glasses and t-shirt with math formula on it, and you think that people laugh at you when you talking to him, but in couple year, you get down on one knee and that person is your wife or husband or something. Seriously, you think I make joke about this kind of thing?

#1415

-24

Jan. 28, 2010, 8:19 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the one with the kangaroo and the boomerang!

#1414

1416

Jan. 28, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Student A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!