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#12174
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm fighting for my fucking life. Jerry Song: You're losing your virginity?
#12173
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⚐ Report// Talking about metaphorical nakedness Jacobs: I want to be naked with you. Jacobs: I want to hang free. Victor(quietly): Blairbash!
#12172
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⚐ ReportOn talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz
#12171
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⚐ Report//Innovation lesson on screen time Hart: Of course, it'll be harder to fall asleep if you've been looking at screens for three hours to do Orgo homework.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: LSD: see the rainbow. Jerry: Magic mushrooms: hear the rainbow. Jerry: Crack cocaine, snort the rainbow.
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⚐ ReportGugan: Come to cybersec Jonathan: But I can’t cyber Gugan: But I love cybersex Jonathan: wait what? Jonathan: Gugan no!
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⚐ ReportJustin: Thank you for your milk, Gerald Justin: You have no idea how much I've missed his milk
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⚐ ReportStein: Who did New York? *Everyone points to Jerry Jing, who is out cold asleep* Stein: Jerry, wake up. Jerry(instantly bolts awake): Hey what's up?