#11599

77

Feb. 22, 2023, 6:36 p.m.

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//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.

#11598

88

Feb. 22, 2023, 6:32 p.m.

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Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.

#11597

1012

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:58 p.m.

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Anderson: There's no milk in space. Raun: There's the Milky Way! Anderson: If anyone doesn't know this, I'm sorry to ruin it for you: Anderson: ... the Milky Way isn't actually made of milk. Isaiah: Inconcievable! Sean: Heretic!

#11596

35

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Jerry Song: *sneezes* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: Thanks. Jsong: *sneezes again* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: I have been blessed by The Sean. Jsong: A life of prosperity awaits.

#11595

57

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Xan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.

#11594

44

Feb. 22, 2023, 12:06 p.m.

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O’Donovan: It went from big G to top G, thanks Jerry!

#11593

-210

Feb. 22, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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// Writing something on the board Schwartz: I can almost fit it in. Evan Wang: That’s what she said.

#11592

33

Feb. 21, 2023, 1:10 p.m.

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Bosse: Today I asked my morning class, which was very small and quiet, if the pace was going too fast for them. Bosse: I didn't get a response.

#11591

-11

Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Anderson: You'll see some handwriting, which I would criticise as sloppy, but, honestly, it's better than mine.

#11590

1111

Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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//reads dramatic description of Gatsby's smile from The Great Gatsby Anderson: If you find someone with a smile like that, lock them up. Anderson: Not in that sense. I mean the other sense. *gestures at wedding ring*