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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, october 20 "if you try to plug 3 into this function, then no-no-no-no-no *shakes finger*" "what does arc cosine eat?" "if you had an arc cosine pet what would you feed it?" "tans don't eat pi/2; if it eats one then it gets a tummy ache."
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⚐ ReportCharles: So this is how you do the stability ball squat. Charles: It's mostly for older people with joint issues. Nathan: So like you! Charles: Nah, I mostly use it for your mom.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*
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⚐ ReportJacobs: He's like a brother, you know? Jacobs: You don't want to... Jacobs: I was about to say "You don't want to bang your brother."
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⚐ Report// about connect four Veena: There a three cross on the board. Jamie: Like Jesus?
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⚐ Report// Asking about how he knows everyone's names Katz: My powers are devious and subtle.
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⚐ Report//chaotic cole anthology, october 20 "over protective dad, sends his daughter to private school, no boys..." "not gonna lie, i'm gonna be that dad" "my daughters are going to be at blair" "so that won't happen to them" "i'ma see who they hang out with" "i'ma follow kids to their classes" "i'ma put a lock on them"
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⚐ ReportJerry Lu: What is the airspeed velocity of a flying capybara? Schwartz: African or European?
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⚐ ReportSmolen talking about being present in the music, how that sets musicians apart “This is not like an elementary school concert! We are in high school!” “You can’t play like elementary schoolers anymore!” *Turns to look at second violin section* “Seconds…..”