#4118

77

May 2, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

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// During Mathphys Freddy: Kevin! Why haven't you proven how simplex works yet? KevLi: What? Why me? You're suppose to do that and enlighten all of us during computer team. Freddy: Eh eh! I gots stuff to do bro. Important things, like painting my toenails.

#4117

99

April 30, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//At the science expo in DC //Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud. Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO! //Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out. Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...

#4116

48

April 30, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)

#4112

1214

April 27, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

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//Eric Neyman is running around R&E with a box that was dripping water all over the place Mr. Street: Eric! Stop peeing on the floor! At least you could pee in the sink!

#4111

123133

April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#4110

2325

April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!

#4109

1014

April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues

#4108

1010

April 26, 2012, 4:47 p.m.

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//Manesha's sleeping in world Moose: Are you on drugs? Manesha: No... Moose: Then why were you sleeping? Manesha: I was ...tired? Moose: Are you sure? You're eyes are red

#4106

-35

April 25, 2012, 4:05 p.m.

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Scott Wu: Why are all of my answers wrong??

#4104

13

April 25, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

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//Finch is complaining about job placement for kids under 18. Alex: I'll be coming to you when I'm 16. Jojo: You're gonna be a DUI Sex Aid?! What?