#12224

66

Sept. 29, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.

#12223

57

Sept. 29, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Jeremy, you're 18, you can't be doing yourself anymore! Jerry: I mean be yourself. You know what I mean!

#12222

1111

Sept. 29, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: so you take your can of La Croix [/lə kʁwɑ/, French pronunciation] Arjun R: It's pronounced /lə kɹɔɪ/ [American pronunciation] Sahu: It's french though. Veena: it's literally in wisconsin. Arjun: the company pronounces it /lə kɹɔɪ/ Sahu: well i mean we need to pretend we're cultured Sahu: even though we aren't.

#12221

1010

Sept. 29, 2023, 1:07 p.m.

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Sahu: you just reverse factor them Sahu: what's reverse factoring again? Veena: expanding? Sahu: yeah

#12220

04

Sept. 29, 2023, 10:56 a.m.

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Person 1: Load all of the low dolls Person 2: into the Lodal

#12219

1212

Sept. 29, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Lodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.

#12218

77

Sept. 29, 2023, 7:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?

#12217

24

Sept. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Charles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.

#12216

1313

Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid

#12215

66

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:56 a.m.

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Random Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.