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⚐ ReportBannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.
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⚐ Report// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.
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⚐ Report// Talking about water Glenn: I like it cold. Glenn: I like the pain of it going down my throat.
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⚐ Report//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader
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⚐ Report// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.
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⚐ ReportRose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*
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⚐ Report// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Uhhhh lymph nodes...they're like Baltimore. Delaney: Has anyone been in Baltimore, on purpose before?
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⚐ ReportLeo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.