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#12050

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Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.

#12049

77

Sept. 5, 2023, 7:54 a.m.

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Student: I don't like when school teachers interdate each other Student: It's like school incest. Student: like band kids don't date each other cuz of bandcest

#12048

99

Sept. 3, 2023, 7 p.m.

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Hadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isnโ€™t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, thatโ€™s Genghis Khan

#12047

99

Sept. 3, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.

video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJUh9OjVbmY

jerry

#12046

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Sept. 1, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Michael: I'm told I'm wrong, so I'm kinda scared, but -- Jacobs: We're all scared. It's the human condition.

#12045

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Sept. 1, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Alisha and I are twins. Glenn: Even though we are 30 years apart.

#12044

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Sept. 1, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Ryan: Seniors don't eat the freshmen, they eat out the freshmen.

#12043

77

Sept. 1, 2023, 10:33 a.m.

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Delaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.

Because antihistamines make you sleepy

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#12041

77

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:43 a.m.

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// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.

#12040

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Lodal: name a city in the southern hemisphere Andrew: Antarctica Lodal: Antarctica is not a place where people go.