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#11986

610

June 13, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Quantum video: Across the ocean, a particularly savvy Yankee had other ideas. Jerry Song: Andrew Tate.

#11985

1111

June 13, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Quantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!

#11983

812

June 12, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Henry V(as Napoleon): My response to all of my opponent's claims are "nuh uh".

#11982

1010

June 12, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.

it's been 2 months since we've gotten anything back

grades, schwartz

#11981

1010

June 12, 2023, 1:34 p.m.

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Anderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.

referring to how Macbeth would die from a man not born of a woman

macbeth, anderson

#11980

-1626

June 12, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Andrew Zhao: Leo, say something stupid. Leo: ...what? Andrew Zhao: I need upvotes on Blairbash.

#11979

17

June 12, 2023, 1:06 p.m.

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// Signing up for Macbeth roles Sean: *Signs up for doctor* Sean: Just as my dad intended! // Later Jerry Song: I love doing the cry of women! Jerry: *Makes high pitched cryptic noise* Jerry: Bro I'm a natural.

#11978

814

June 12, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Gugan: Me gusta comer tu madre

Spanish class (translation: "I like to eat your mother") // mod note: it should be "comer a tu madre"

gugan

#11977

77

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: you are a wild man and you should calm down and be more normal.

#11976

44

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: …cause I am a special boy