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#11781
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⚐ ReportRose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing
#11780
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Why do you want to die, it's too early to talk about about dying! Andy: Why die when you can do chemistry? Jerry Song: Why do chemistry when you can die?
#11779
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⚐ ReportHart: Why are you in my class instead of S R and Ping? Hart: Wait, don't pee in public.
#11778
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⚐ ReportAndy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!
#11777
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⚐ Report// French Pd. 4, our room was scheduled for MCAP testing but Madame Kanza convinces the testing teacher to move to another room // Mme. Kanza puts a big sign up on the door saying "English MCAP testing, go to room 274" // Five minutes into class, a student walks in Kanza: Are you here for English testing? Student: Yes. Kanza: Are you sure you're totally prepared? Student: I am. Kanza: I think there's something you need to review first: // Mme. Kanza opens the door and taps the sign she put up Kanza: Reading.
#11776
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm actually going to sleep early tonight. Jerry Song: Why sleep early tonight? Jerry: Sleep late tonight so you can sleep early tomorrow. Burnout schedule!
#11774
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⚐ Report// Among us drawn on board Michael Wang: Among us! Smolen: He’s the impostor! Kick him out!
#11773
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.
#11772
1515
⚐ ReportRose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."