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#10791

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Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

#10790

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Sept. 9, 2022, 6:49 p.m.

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Nicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.

#10789

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Sept. 9, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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// building bridges in tech Solomon: I’m gonna delete these pieces because I don’t think they do shit. // they did, in fact, do shit // https://youtube.com/shorts/JtnlbkM8EPE

#10788

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Sept. 9, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Lodal: "The moon does not live in America."

#10787

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Sept. 9, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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O’Donovan: I’m going as fast as I can so you guys don’t fall asleep. Jerry Song: Too late.

#10786

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Sept. 9, 2022, 10:07 a.m.

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Karen: I think this piece is from Africa, because it’s the only country I know.

#10785

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Sept. 9, 2022, 8:35 a.m.

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Schwartz: This lesson will be me telling you guys that you don’t know anything! Schwartz: Hahahaha, suckers!

#10784

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Sept. 9, 2022, 8:29 a.m.

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Schwartz: This is a question with many answers and I just hope that you are reading my mind.

#10783

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Sept. 9, 2022, 7:55 a.m.

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// Talking about vector hats Schwartz: If I can remember to mark them for 90 papers, you should be able to do it for your own homework.

#10782

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Sept. 8, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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Karen: Is anyone here allergic to nuts? Solomon: What kind of nuts? Karen: Are you allergic to peanuts? Solomon: Oh, I’m not allergic to any kind of nuts, I was just curious what you had.