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#10524
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: For many years, the answer to the question of "what's the square root of -1" would be Schwartz: DIE, HERETIC!
#10523
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⚐ Report// Story time Schwartz: If I had 10 rocks and I gave you 10 rocks, and someone asked me how many rocks I had... Schwartz: I would say "that's a dumb question"!
#10522
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⚐ Report//Kyei holds a Zoom AP CSA check in. Jeremy (In chat): Do you like talking to black boxes. Kyei: No! I absolutely hate it. Kyei: If we ever go back to pandemic mode, I'm going to have one less job because I'll quit.
#10521
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⚐ Report//After AP Gov Exam Student 1: What did you get for the second FRQ? Student 2: They said we can't talk about it otherwise our scores will be canceled. Student 1: You really think they were serious? Like Big Brother is going to fall through the ceiling and yell "[STUDENT 1], YOUR SCORE IS NULL AND VOID!"
#10520
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⚐ Report// On the playground at Rio, playing Avalon next to a one foot tall slide and a spinny thing Nacho: Okay guys, keep the language clean! There are little kids here. *everyone proceeds to impurify the playground* *little kid walks up to us and stares at us* kid: do you want to play tag? Juice: Uh, we're a little bit older... kid: It's fine, I'll be "it"! Nashan: If you can catch me in a minute, then I'll play with you. *hops off the playground set and starts dashing*
#10519
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⚐ ReportStudent (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.
#10518
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⚐ ReportRao: For some reason when I hear "chip games", I think about people running around and stealing other people's potato chips.
#10517
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⚐ Report// Dystopia presentations Rao: I like that it's bloodstained. Rao: I don't know the last time I said that and I don't know if I'll ever say it again.
#10516
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⚐ ReportStephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.
#10515
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⚐ ReportStudent: Ms. Rao, you should curse in class. It would make you a more relatable teacher. Rao: Theoretically, if I swore in class, it would get you to pay attention. Rao: But for, uh, self-preservation purposes, I'm not gonna do that.