#5817

1414

Feb. 18, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

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//Preparation before magnet orientation Ostrander: Make sure that Pham doesn't kill any children. Seriously, like actually.

#5816

1616

Feb. 18, 2016, 1:21 p.m.

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//After discussing equivalence classes in Discrete, whereupon class informs Rose that Schwartz already introduced the concept Rose: Oh, yeah, Mr. Schwartz is crazy. It used to be I was the only one who would teach crazy crap, but since they hired Schwartz it's getting out of control.

#5815

1818

Feb. 13, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

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//We're in complex, trying to define interior, exterior, and boundary points of regions in terms of "epsilon balls" and "punctured epsilon balls" (yes, these are real terms). //The class is going back and forth over which of the balls in which of the three definitions should be punctured. They ultimately decide that none of the balls should be punctured. Brian: Moral of the story: don't puncture your balls. //Later, Stein walks in because we're making a lot of noise Stein: This class is so loud. Schwartz: That's wonderfully ironic. [We can hear Stein's loud stat activities very clearly across the hall.] Stein: I'm trying to teach, and all I can hear is Arnold Mong yelling "balls, balls, balls!"

#5813

2222

Feb. 12, 2016, 11:06 p.m.

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Steven: Grace always thinks everybody is high because she's so short.

#5811

66

Feb. 12, 2016, 12:32 p.m.

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//Brassel walks into math phys Brassel: Is Mr. Schafer here? Schafer: (dumbfounded) Well, yes? Brassel: I need to talk to Mr. Schafer about something. Schafer: Speaking. Brassel: ...Oh, I mean Mr. Schwartz. //Brassel sits //A few minutes later, Schwartz enters the room Schafer: Brassel was looking for you Schwartz: (nudging Brassel) hey! Schafer: He also thought we were the same person Schwartz: That isn't completely unexpected, we have the same initials, we're both wearing red...I'm not sure if that's more of an insult to you than to me though.

#5810

1111

Feb. 12, 2016, 10:19 a.m.

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Schafer: When you have kids, just think of ways you can mess up their lives.

#5809

55

Feb. 11, 2016, 11:09 p.m.

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Stein: Dammit, Emma! I'm trying to find a picture, and I have to go through thirty selfies of my daughter.

#5808

-59

Feb. 11, 2016, 5:28 p.m.

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//During the first Pham test, Jonah goes to Mr. Pham to ask a question Jonah: Does that say 1.00 * 10² ft² or 102 ft²? //Pham was outraged for a good reason

#5807

55

Feb. 10, 2016, 10:04 p.m.

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//In Complex, talking about Abraham de Moivre and Pierre Alphonse Laurent Noah Levine: The way that French works is you say the first letter and then you don't close your mouth.

#5806

33

Feb. 10, 2016, 10 p.m.

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//In Math Phys, talking about electric fields Schafer: Has anyone here ever made a candle? Mangiafico: [tentatively raises hand] Schafer: You've made a candle? Mangiafico: Like the kind that you dip? Schafer: Yeah. How do you make them? Mangiafico: You... dip them.