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#11521

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Feb. 7, 2023, 10:27 a.m.

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O’Donovan: I do chemistry as I cook. O’Donovan: If it doesn’t work, dump more!

#11520

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Feb. 7, 2023, 9:54 a.m.

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Anonymous Teacher: You know.. sometimes I think Mr. Scafer doesn't know how to have fun. What's wrong with a little dance. We gotta dance.

#11519

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Feb. 7, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: All of life’s problems can be solved with duct tape and WD40! Schwartz: If it moves and it shouldn’t, use duct tape. Schwartz: If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD40.

#11518

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.

#11517

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Tell me a bit about yourself. Michael Wang: Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a Genshin enthusiast. Michael Wang: I'm a Ningguang main. If you're a Keqing main, you're just wrong.

#11516

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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// Discussing interview dress code Bosse: Wear closed toed shoes, nobody wants to see your tootsies. Evan Wang: But that's my bargaining chip.

#11514

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:24 p.m.

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// Bio pd. 8 Delaney: Meiosis is about my ovaries.

#11513

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Feb. 6, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Ms. Bosse asks Jerry to give a do/don't for interviews. Jerry Song: Well, what I said was... Jsong: Like... Jsong; Don't... Jsong; Don't have long pauses. Sean: Ironic. Jsong: Ironic. Sean: *opens Blairbash* *Jsong and Sean look at each other* *Jsong and Sean nod their heads vigorously*

#11512

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Feb. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Discussing WWI Gibb: It was like two countries whacking each other with giant wet noodles

Specifically the Italian front

gibb

#11511

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Feb. 5, 2023, 10:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.

It's actually a true story; that's why he has the stuffed panda in his classroom.

rose, mandy, mrs. rose