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⚐ ReportRebecca(to Rivkah): I don't know if you get this a lot but you smell like a refrigerator
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⚐ Report//PD4 Stats Stein: You can also make a pictograph and draw people with and without Hepatitis C.
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⚐ Report//chaotic stein anthology, february 2 "If you [Erik Sofiaj, pronounced /so'fi.ə/ and not /so'fi.ədʒ/] were a DJ, you could call yourself Mysterious J." "Do you know why this unit is called Unit 1? You might think it's because it's the first unit, but that's just a coincidence." "I suppose it would've taken a lot of work, but you could make a graph with pictures of people with hepatitis and without hepatitis." "You can't tattoo yourself. ... No, that's not a challenge. Don't try that." "I have, I think, like, 3 children. I'll call one of them, for the purpose of this story, Michael. ... His name is Michael." "Do you know this word? 'Outlier'? I usually just call them 'freaks'."
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⚐ Report//playing video of cat playing with ball in track to illustrate path integration Schwartz: As you learned back in Freshman Physics, dogs know calculus. Schwartz: Cats know calculus too, they just don't do it.
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⚐ ReportVictor: I want to know what soap in your mouth tastes like. Victor: Not that I actually want to experience it, I just want to know.
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⚐ ReportMs. Moran, as people are walking out of class: Don’t eat babies! That’s the lesson for today.