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⚐ ReportAnderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.
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⚐ Report// Talking about British colonization of India Victor: Funny guy took over a funny country and did funny things.
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⚐ Report// Anderson draws a map of the U.S., Florida looks particularly phallic Jerry Song: How long is your Florida?
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⚐ ReportStein: We have 2 sides of the CH-a-a-ar-t, we have too many guns, and we have unaffordable healthcare. That's how you describe America.
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⚐ ReportDiscussing the British Will: Discrimination is so fun Lodal: it’s hard to disagree
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I don't like the smell of grass, but I like the smell of chemistry lab.
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⚐ Report// Andy walks into quantum Sean: I lost the game! Schafer: I also lost the game!
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⚐ ReportSahu: Never in my life have I felt more like Mr. Rose. Sahu: Don’t tell him I said that.