#11359

1010

Dec. 22, 2022, 5:21 p.m.

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Kirk: This is Series (Taylor's Version)

#11358

66

Dec. 22, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Schwartz: The fun thing about alumni returning is that they realise that the things the teachers were telling them are true. //later, multivariable calculus and ducks on the board Schwartz, erasing: Nooo! You shouldn't see that. The ducks can stay. The alumni came in and drew ducks. Schwartz, later: I am trying to draw around the ducks. We'll see how long I can keep this up. Schwartz, later: I'm gonna turn this into a thrice-iterated integral, killing some ducks in the process -- and decapitating another one in the process. //later, Schwartz justifying his forgetting the names of alumni Schwartz: I also have a family, and about five people I knew from college who I still hang out with. //students audibly amazed

#11357

66

Dec. 22, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: A Linear Algebra exam is not the time to save the planet.

#11356

1919

Dec. 22, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Street: I'll be a figment of your imagination in two days!

#11355

99

Dec. 22, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Piety: Gene editing in dead patients is more reliable because there is a lower chance of killing the patient.

#11354

1012

Dec. 22, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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//P3 Bio. Glenn is giving a quiz the day before Winter Break. Glenn: "Question 7, this will be multiple choice. If a fire breaks out in the laboratory, you should... Pour water on the fire... Run around like a crazy person... Try to cut the flame with scissors... Tell the instructor... Pour butane on it... Circle around the fire, chanting..."

#11352

1010

Dec. 22, 2022, 10:36 a.m.

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Stein: I'm rejecting the heck out of that ho!

#11351

418

Dec. 22, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: So from now on we will just slide over the maths. Stein: *makes water sloshing sounds* Sudhish: *grunts*

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55

Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."

#11349

1622

Dec. 21, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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//9th pd fot discussion about how to attract sugar mommies to catfish nicole: oh! college board just texted me madeline: you should catfish them nicole: honestly, college board is the ideal sugar mommy