#8119

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April 15, 2019, 4:05 p.m.

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//Schwartz subbing in for Donaldson's Origins class Students around the room, imitating Aristotle: The sea is salty because the earth is sweating. People exhaling causes shooting stars. There are 53 spheres between the Earth and the Milky Way. People peeing and then having a tremor is analogous to the earth's waters flowing, followed by an earthquake. Schwartz: I'm beginning to understand why ancient philosophers were deemed heretics.

#8114

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April 15, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!

#8112

5658

April 15, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee

#8108

4345

April 11, 2019, 11:43 p.m.

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//before ARML practice //Stav's piece of scratch paper has a gigantic integral symbol on it Leela: AHHHHHH! (covers face) //Stav flips paper over //Other side of paper is filled with about 50 integral symbols on it

#8107

2929

April 11, 2019, 9:41 p.m.

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//Diffeq period 9 //Kaz gives Eli a veggie straw, which he sticks part way in his mouth. //Eli looks over his left shoulder, and then his right, looking for someone to share the veggie straw with. Eli: Dammit, there's no one I can flirt with.

#8104

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April 10, 2019, 2:34 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Duval: You know were getting close when we start seeing signs of the confederacy.

#8103

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April 10, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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//Talking about sleep Luka: I wake up with ankle pain. Gabaree: You shouldn't be having ankle pain. You're too young! Call a doctor, put some ice, get some opioids, I don't know.

#8102

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April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#8099

1426

April 9, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//reviewing for ap comp sci exam with magnet sophomores Gonzalez: Now, let's assume that we are all people...

#8097

4343

April 9, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//sat day with kaluta discussing the moon and the tides //rose walks in and starts asking questions //gravity equation comes up Rose: And she brought up gravity, and the inverse square law... Kaluta: and that's what we're talking about in class, right, with the exponential effect... Rose: no, not exponential! Inverse square! Kaluta: but there's a square in the denominator, so that's your exponent... Rose: NO *class tries not to laugh* Rose: good.