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#9399
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⚐ Report//Schwartz draws a semicircle, and then a line that doesn't *quite* touch one of the endpoints. He then draws a large dot at the endpoint which touches both the line and the semicircle Schwartz: Law of large dots, it's fine. They connect.
#9398
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You might be a heathen. Schwartz: You might be an ACADEMIC FREAK. Schwartz: You might have encountered something in the past about how this is somehow related to an indefinite integral, but don't be DEGENERATE! Schwartz: An indefinite and definite integral have NOTHINGGGGG to do with each other, just like how inflammable and flammable do NOT mean the same thing! *Entire class breaks down, Stephen Chen very audibly in hysterics*
#9397
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⚐ Report// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.
#9396
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⚐ Report//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems
#9392
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⚐ Report// Discussing definite integration and Riemann sums Schwartz: I know the answer here is 2/3 because of magic. Andy: What? Schwartz: Like I said, it's magic, I just know. Ace: You're using something other than Riemann sums... Schwartz: Nope! I have NO CLUE what you're talking about, that doesn't exist! Ace: He's using some big brain method. Schwartz: Nope! No brain, just magic.
#9391
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⚐ Report// Schwartz vs. Rose beef about how to solve a problem Rose: I guess we could use geometric differentiation. Schwartz: No! We don't want to do applications! Rose: Well, if you think about it as a volume... Schwartz: Get out of here with your geometry! Andy: Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications. Schwartz: YES! YESSSSSS! *pumps fist into the air, laughs manically*
#9389
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⚐ ReportStephen: Boy, I sure love using a long tube to inject clear fluid into a cavity. Delaney, walking by: Yeah, me too