#12700

1111

Dec. 11, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Schafer: People that drive crazy should take more physics classes so they realize they're going to kill someone

#12699

1212

Dec. 11, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Alex: Only in Ohio Schafer: Is this as funny as rizz? Alex: This is a gen alpha meme

#12698

1012

Dec. 9, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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*Mandy, Leila and Katie transcribing the vocals of a song as notes to practice* Katie, on guitar: Try an F for that Leila, on flute: *plays an F* Mandy: That's too high, try an E Leila: *plays an E* Katie: Too flat, it's E# Leila and Mandy, confused: So F Katie: No not F, E# *plays a heavily bent E, it's exactly the right pitch* Mandy: That's an E but 25 cents sharp! Leila: *staring in confusion* Me: Exactly, an E#!

#12697

88

Dec. 8, 2023, 4:15 p.m.

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Rose: Here we have a screenshot from Wikipedia. You know the presentation's getting serious when it includes a screenshot from Wikipedia.

#12696

55

Dec. 8, 2023, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is the learning noise: the Boxlight startup sound. When you hear this noise, your brain produces a couple extra learning-molecules.

#12695

88

Dec. 8, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Losekamp: Do you have to make sacrifices to raise a child? Student: You lose sleep Losekamp: You lose sleep? Oh no! I like sleep. I must not have thought this [his wife's pregnancy] thru very well. //later Losekamp: I'm not going to be around to teach you guys later in the year. ... Yeah, it's just because I want to avoid you guys. Diego: You saw me on the first day and decided "oh, I need to avoid this guy, I need to have a child." //later Losekamp: [paraphrased] When I married my wife, she might not have wanted kids, so while I wanted kids, I knew I might have to accept another option ... Diego: Cheating on her? Losekamp: I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.

#12694

1515

Dec. 8, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Sky: why is there a sex tag on blairbash Sky: people who are on blairbash have no sex anyways.

#12693

68

Dec. 8, 2023, 7:44 a.m.

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Saanvi: stop making love to your computer!

#12692

79

Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 p.m.

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//Right before Rose test Eric: I feel like tests shouldn't be called KCs but instead it should be called GFs because it's a grade funeral Yongle: GFs? like girlfriends? Yongle: something i will never have? Yongle: actually that's great if tests are called GFs Yongle: then i'll never have them.

#12691

68

Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.