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#8940
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⚐ Report//at the start of class Duval: So those of you who are just joining us, we're talking about half a bra
#8938
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⚐ ReportLodal: Did you know we have a vice principal whose name is actually Dirk? Lodal: Don't know why I felt the need to share that.
#8937
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⚐ ReportStreet: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.
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⚐ ReportStreet: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.
#8935
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⚐ ReportSchafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't
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⚐ Report// Talking about some webinar he's gonna present to some math teachers Rose: So it turns out they're not gonna have their cameras on Rose: And I thought, "Oh! Just like Period 3!"
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⚐ Report*Period 1 Bosse* Colin: I was a scientist like you once...until I took an award to the knee