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#12230
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⚐ Report// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: What did you guys do over the weekend? Andrew Zhao: I sat next to big sweaty dudes. Smolen: Did you just say you slept with big sweaty dudes? Andrew: No, I said I slept...I meant sat!
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⚐ Report// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*
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⚐ Report//Talking about brain functions in psychology Losekamp: Do you ever want to say something kind of mean? Diego: All the time Losekamp: But do you stop yourself from saying it? Diego: Sometimes
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⚐ Report// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Jeremy, you're 18, you can't be doing yourself anymore! Jerry: I mean be yourself. You know what I mean!
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⚐ ReportSahu: so you take your can of La Croix [/lə kʁwɑ/, French pronunciation] Arjun R: It's pronounced /lə kɹɔɪ/ [American pronunciation] Sahu: It's french though. Veena: it's literally in wisconsin. Arjun: the company pronounces it /lə kɹɔɪ/ Sahu: well i mean we need to pretend we're cultured Sahu: even though we aren't.
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⚐ ReportSahu: you just reverse factor them Sahu: what's reverse factoring again? Veena: expanding? Sahu: yeah