#8823

55

Dec. 14, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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Kirk: And then the *best theorem in all geometry* Kirk: The first one you ever learned Kirk: The Segment Addition Postulate // student point's out it's a *postulate* Kirk: Yeah, it's a postulate Kirk: I guess it's not a theorem

#8822

1818

Dec. 14, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, dec 14th "So today we're going to have an innovation period, because innovation period sucks." "I have no fear of old people. Nope. Not at all. None." "I just texted my boss that the profanity filter on Zoom chat does not work." "Corrosive means you get damage bonuses against armored targets." "So Mr Ostrander is taking my question from earlier seriously, and is now asking which students need to be disciplined. Oops." "Do you know anything about Detroit? Well, it maybe wasn't a good idea." "I don't really want to just say 'chemistry,' but yeah, chemistry." "Yeah, class is over, but if you want to stay for a few minutes and listen to me complain about technology, go ahead." "I hate using the school computers, because other teachers didn't get the social message of 'headphones are in, don't talk to me' and kept tapping me on the shoulder, so I was like 'no' and spent a bunch of money on an ipad."

#8821

-313

Dec. 12, 2020, 6:08 p.m.

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Arbitrary senior: Blairbash represents everything that I dislike about young magnets: the feeling that they’re superior and therefore must overexplain things to everyone else

#8820

810

Dec. 11, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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Sam Cho: Rose is the Steve Kornacki of math

#8819

1012

Dec. 11, 2020, 1:41 p.m.

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// 1:40, when class starts Lodal: Wow! Half the class is here and it's only 1:40!

#8818

1010

Dec. 11, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

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Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up

#8817

-3240

Dec. 11, 2020, 11:25 a.m.

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Student 1: Mr. Street! You're not sharing your screen ... Street: Oh ... a student's gonna get blamed for this Street: It's [Student 2]'s fault Student 3 (text-based): #blame[Student 2]

#8816

2525

Dec. 11, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: I was being dumb for two or three minutes. But no other time in my life.

#8815

1515

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: what we want to do, five minutes from now, when we're really smart...

#8814

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

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// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke