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⚐ ReportLinda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*
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⚐ ReportAnderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!
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⚐ Report//pd9 fot Katie to Kaluta: Are you going to put me on a slope? Colby, turning to Katie: I wanna put you on a slope.
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: Why are you allowed to square it? Schwartz: Why not? I’m allowed to do whatever I want.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: I will strike you! Kaluta: It will hurt! Kaluta: It won’t do any permanent damage.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I learned programming in 3 different languages. Jerry: Python, C++, and Spanish!