#3750

9298

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#3749

2020

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.

#3748

1515

Nov. 5, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Roberts was explaining the solo transcription project in jazz band; Templin was a substitute for Mr. Clark and he was jamming on trombone with honors jazz Allison: I have a relevant question. Roberts: What is it? Allison: Can I just play the Born to Run solo by Bruce Springsteen? Roberts: No. That's not jazz. It's rock. Allison: Well, the blues are like a brother to jazz, and you know that blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll... so I think that it should count. Templin: Yeah, well it was an illegitimate child.

#3747

-13

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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//More college physics Professor: This is a textbook case -- given it's an intro course, big surprise... //Writes on board: -h^2/2m U'' + (V(r)+h^2L(L+1)/2mr^2)U = EU Professor: Not to wave hands at the people who are going bankrupt because of Greece, but *this* (points at left side of the equation) is EU.

#3745

1818

Nov. 4, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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//Francis is using his calculator to squish his pencil and get more eraser Piper: Magnets use calculators for just about anything; tools, play games on it like a game boy. Calculators are like utility knifes for magnets.

#3742

1313

Nov. 4, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//Silver Chips. Late Friday.  Paul B. Ellis is copy, editing, and reading from a story. Paul B. Ellis: There is something wrong here.  "Students for Global Responsibility is planning an AIDS promotion day."  Can you really promote AIDS?

#3741

08

Nov. 4, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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Paul B. Ellis: That's how trees insult each other, "You're a half tree! You're not a whole tree - you're part shrub, or bush!"

#3740

3640

Nov. 3, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Street: Be sure to clean up the counter when you leave! I am NOT your mother! Thank goodness I'm not. You would all be some ugly babies if I were.

#3739

1618

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: You know how in crossfire they are allowed to say, "Please allow me to finish answering you question?" Student: Yes... Patrick Shan: If they ever do that I'm gonna say "I'mma let you finish! But..."

#3738

1010

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...