#13641

1216

Sept. 24, 2025, 12:37 p.m.

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//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies

#13639

1115

Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#13637

79

Sept. 19, 2025, 12:28 p.m.

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//in adv geo, rose drawing figures //rose: draws 60 degree angle rose: This is a right angle, despite what it looks like //labels angle with theta and complement with x rose: I'm mixing Roman and Greek symbols, just to piss everybody off

#13636

810

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:58 a.m.

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Rose: I just like saying ass.

#13634

1113

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:56 a.m.

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Rose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.

#13633

810

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:54 a.m.

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Rose: I'm just going to keep cursing until I have your attention.

#13632

810

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:53 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 09.09.2025 "If you murder someone, that's probably a big deal." "Pouched! You've been pouched!" //they fit on laptops now too? "Chaewoon is sleeping, but he'll get it later." "Doris? Wait, Doris dropped this class. Shit. What's your name again?"

#13631

35

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:31 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 05.09.2025 "I'm glad you asked about bottom!" "This means, translated from Latin, I don't know; someone look it up." "If you're an academic and you say something wrong, people hate you, so you get in the habit of not saying anything wrong." "We will read this critically becuase we're big kids."

#13630

46

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:28 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 03.09.2025 "We have 35 people in this class and only 34 desks, so whoever walks in last doesn't get a desk." "This is good practice for 2060 when the robots have taken over and you're all enslaved and you all have to go around talking like this." "Would you like to be so good at propositional logic that you just cough and you're just *blghblghblgh* and you're doing all kinds of propositional logic moves and manipulations? The answer is yes!" "There's no seats available, so you're just going to go to the ground if you're annoying me." "This can't really be done in 55 minutes, but I'm going to make it happen anyway." "Being righ is great!" "THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"

#13625

68

Sept. 5, 2025, 3:13 p.m.

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//adv geo. rose is drawing a diagram with many colors rose: i need a name for this color student: cyan student 2: no, that's greener than cyan *bickering from whole class* rose: that's in the teacher book to never do that