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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: This has 38g of protein in it. Mr. Sahu: Isn't it true that big protein is just convincing as all that we should eat more protein than we actually need? Mr. Rose: They've got me, I'm hooked.
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⚐ Report//stelzner, commenting on how rose calls will typo due to similarity in names Jojo: That sounds like a prison name. Jojo: I hope you and your teacher go to prison so your prison name can be Typo.
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⚐ Report// rose talking about parabolas "you know why you have big ears? its so that you can hear noise from all around you" //silence "like schafer!"
#13683
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⚐ Report//adv geo Rose: Because it's straight, it's gonna be straighter than things that are not straight.
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⚐ Report//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies
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⚐ Report//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."
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⚐ Report//in adv geo, rose drawing figures //rose: draws 60 degree angle rose: This is a right angle, despite what it looks like //labels angle with theta and complement with x rose: I'm mixing Roman and Greek symbols, just to piss everybody off
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⚐ ReportRose: If yoy give real compasses to 8th graders, they will literally kill each other by stabbing each other with sharp pointy things.