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#13625
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⚐ Report//adv geo. rose is drawing a diagram with many colors rose: i need a name for this color student: cyan student 2: no, that's greener than cyan *bickering from whole class* rose: that's in the teacher book to never do that
#13623
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⚐ ReportChaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."
#13620
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⚐ ReportEsther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.
#13572
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⚐ Report//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."
#13557
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⚐ Reportrose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.
#13550
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⚐ Report"Is this the class where I talked about the juicy meat inside the nut?" - Mr. Rose to 7th period Analysis