#11769

1313

April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "✓meister"

#11600

1212

Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

#11378

1012

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?

#11119

46

Nov. 9, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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Niklas: [Alex Liu] needs to know when he's ovulating. All I know is that he ovulates a lot. Alex: I think you're projecting, Niklas.

#11085

1010

Nov. 1, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!

#10968

2121

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".

#10906

1111

Oct. 2, 2022, 12:45 p.m.

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3rd pd Kaluta, Jeremy and Alex S are pushing on a beam to demonstrate tension and compression Kaluta: Can't you just see the imaginary arrows pointing out of, what's your name again? Alex: I'm Alex Kaluta: Of course you are, just like everyone else in this class.

#10900

810

Sept. 30, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Is benzene a molecule? Alex Liu: Is it on the elemental table?

#10898

88

Sept. 30, 2022, 8:46 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bad Alex, very naughty! Alex Liu: Jerry, your head is very smooth, especially on the inside!

#10497

55

April 26, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Alex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?