#10261

1111

March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10171

1616

March 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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// Quizbowl competition, question is about a play in 1608 Jacen: 1608, did people even write back then?

#10166

1010

March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#10122

79

March 2, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.

#9896

1111

Feb. 3, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.

#9860

1723

Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#9645

1117

Dec. 16, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

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//Diego sits at a group of desks, and there are others there Diego: I incorporate this as the Island of Diego! //Diego rants about people invading his "island" and how he needs to get rid of them Jacen: But Diego, who's gonna pay for the wall?

#9575

28

Dec. 9, 2021, 4:04 p.m.

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// MABL Hammond: On what day were the French Huguenots massacred? Jacen: Saint Patrick's!

#9571

1717

Dec. 9, 2021, 1:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Jacen, what is a rock texture? Jacen: Crunchy?

#9568

1717

Dec. 9, 2021, 1:15 p.m.

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// Announcements come on Announcements: The fire alarms will be tested soon. Lodal: Jacen just got added to the watchlist.