#8307

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Sept. 23, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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//Noam walks in Noam: I picked a bad day to go to Schwartz for help //Schwartz walks in behind him Schwartz: Yarr.

#8197

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May 30, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus

#8122

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April 16, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Duval Gonzalez Schulman and Noam are talking about Blairbash, Gonzalez brings up one he saw that he disapproved of Duval: Please add an addendum that Gonzalez is mortified. Gonzalez: Less mortified, more... disgusted.

#8072

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April 3, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//talking about how Gonzalez will be teaching at UMD next year Noam: Them college grillz boutta have a fun 2020.

#7831

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Jan. 3, 2019, 7:48 p.m.

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//learning about continental plates in ess Noam: I JUST REALIZED WHY IT'S CALLED PANGAEA Noam: Pan as in pansexual, but for... //he doesn't finish his sentence because the entire class is staring at him

#7827

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Jan. 3, 2019, 9:14 a.m.

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Noam: Jesus, Homer's such a trash writer. None of his language has any deeper meaning. How are we supposed to analyze it. Let's just make stuff up. *Max and Noam look at the passage for a couple minutes* Max: "O Hermes, ever with your golden wand" Max: I'm pretty sure she's referring to something else

#7726

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Nov. 13, 2018, 10:09 a.m.

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//Lodal, small group presentations //Lodal is walking around with a bag of pretzels Svetlana: Before I start, can I have a pretzel? *Lodal hands her a pretzel* Noam: Can I have a pretzel? Lodal (emphatically): NO

#7528

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June 10, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?

#7316

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March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

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*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

#7227

030

Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.