#12714

77

Dec. 13, 2023, 8:59 a.m.

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// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.

#12555

46

Nov. 17, 2023, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: Here's my rule: Don't annoy me. Don't annoy other people. Ostrander: I am another person, so if you're annoying me, you're breaking two rules.

#12551

1012

Nov. 17, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Henry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.

#12390

88

Oct. 25, 2023, 7:55 a.m.

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//Pd 1 ESS, Lodal is out Ostrander: Is that person sitting in your seat? Ostrander: I think the rule is that you're allowed to kick people once, as long as the teacher isn't looking

#12349

2929

Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#12179

1111

Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.

#12101

66

Sept. 12, 2023, 7:55 a.m.

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Ostrander: If you guys keep being late, we're going to turn off the air conditioner.

#12086

1010

Sept. 8, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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// College talk Ostrander: Whatever happens to you for the next 4 years, it will be fine. Ostrander: For my brother, that was jail. He turned out fine.

#12085

55

Sept. 8, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Ostrander: Now, if you have friends that are really close, that will do this... *Ostrander closes Jacen's computer* Ostrander: ...tell their friends to not be working on other things while I'm talking.

#11991

68

June 14, 2023, 9:45 a.m.

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// Start of class, Schwartz is taking a bloodborne pathogen certification quiz Schwartz: This is an incredibly meaningful achievement. Schwartz: When you see Ostrander, let him know that Mr. Schwartz has completed the [quiz]! // Schwartz shows certificates from previous years Schwartz: In 2017, they made the certificate fit the page better, which is befitting of my accomplishment!