#4058

48

March 22, 2012, 9:59 p.m.

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//Thien sneezes Neel: God bless you. Viju: Which god, Neel?

#3952

5965

Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#3930

1820

Feb. 5, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

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//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

#3919

66

Jan. 31, 2012, 9:40 a.m.

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Billings: Viju, You have some weird homeless/sensei look going on with that stubble. Viju: That's because the world is my dojo!

#3916

3133

Jan. 25, 2012, 10:04 p.m.

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//Class is taking a safety test together with scantrons, and have already completed 8 problems Viju: WAIT! I have problem. Schafer: ??? Viju: I don't have a scantron. Schafer: It took you 8 questions to realize that?

#3888

26

Jan. 11, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

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Sharon: Bob's asexual. Bob: Actually, if I could just reproduce by splitting that would prevent so much trouble. Samir: Aww, It's okay Bob...I'll find you a girl. Viju: Or a boy!

#3864

319

Dec. 22, 2011, 7:32 a.m.

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Viju: You know what Kim Jong Il's biggest regret was? Not being Kim Jong Healthy.

#3843

1717

Dec. 8, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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//During Sci-Bowl Prax, after a quantum question Hyun: Oh, I thought you said cow-on or something. Viju: Tau-on, not cow-on. Rebecca: That's where muons come from.

#3841

66

Dec. 8, 2011, 7:46 a.m.

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//In POE 9th period, Kaluta is standing and talking in front of his desk. There is a soda bottle placed precariously near the edge. Viju: Watch out Mr. Kaluta, you're gonna knock over your seven-up Kaluta: You're right. //Proceeds to knock it over on purpose. The cap breaks and it shoots across the room. Kaluta: Yeahhh... I probably shouldn't have been shaking that up.

#3836

6177

Dec. 6, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//During Physics Team, Viju holds up a magnet Viju: Everyone, what is this? Class: A magnet. //Viju holds up a different kind of magnet Viju: What is this? Class: A magnet. Hakan: We're all magnets! Viju: Yeah, but you aren't attractive.