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#11145
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⚐ ReportStein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)
#11135
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: In an alternate universe, I would go to RM. Ace: It’s not too late Jerry. Jerry: I refuse to do the dark arts.
#11128
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?
#11125
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⚐ Report// Stein has a sore throat, is failing at saying "chaAaAaArt" Jerry Song: Sounds like a wheezing Charizard.
#11108
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⚐ Report// Stephen, Jerry Jing, Johnny, and Ricky crowded around one stand, Ricky is standing Smolen: Ricky I’ll just let you suffer. // Later Smolen: Kevin looks like a disappointed father right now.
#11107
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Laser eye surgery, an eye opening experience! // Later Jerry: People say to maintain eye contact, but nobody likes it when I rub my eyeballs on them!
#11097
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.
#11094
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!