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#4428

55

Feb. 10, 2013, noon

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//Playing Project M on Viju's laptop in Mr. Kaluta's room Kaluta: Okay hold on, this is getting a bit out of hand. How were your grades last semester? Some kids: We got straight A's! Other kids and Bob: I only had one B. Mufasa: (to Bob) Wait. Then how many C's did you get?

#4394

1212

Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.

#4363

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Dec. 19, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

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Billy: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.

#4326

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Nov. 27, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta is showing Mat Sci kids examples of shoe parts for their upcoming shoe-making project. He takes out a half-shoe, cut lengthwise. Kaluta: So this was cut on the band saw. Used. I think a kid left it in the R&E room, and Mr. Templin got really mad about it, and cut it in half... You guys remember Mr. Templin?

#4062

-13

March 23, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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Kaluta: I Bing-ed it, I banged it...

#3912

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

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//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!

#3865

1214

Dec. 22, 2011, 2:43 p.m.

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Patrick: Hey, Mr. Kaluta? Kaluta: No.

#3841

66

Dec. 8, 2011, 7:46 a.m.

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//In POE 9th period, Kaluta is standing and talking in front of his desk. There is a soda bottle placed precariously near the edge. Viju: Watch out Mr. Kaluta, you're gonna knock over your seven-up Kaluta: You're right. //Proceeds to knock it over on purpose. The cap breaks and it shoots across the room. Kaluta: Yeahhh... I probably shouldn't have been shaking that up.

#3693

1010

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?

#3545

1113

Sept. 13, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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Nathan: May I go to the bathroom? Street: Sure, just go. //Nathan walks out Kaluta (jokingly): Thank god he's gone. Street (also jokingly): Yeah. THAT BUM. //Schafer walks in Schafer: What, you talking 'bout me?!