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⚐ Report// complex presentations Schwartz: did you just prove that by saying you're being hand-wavey and therefore we can do it? Santi: oh yeah Schwartz: excellent. Proof by lack of rigor.
#10577
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⚐ Report//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Andy presenting about mirror pairs Andy: And now for a shameless plug of real-world applications of mirror pairs. Andy: To Schwartz's disgust, because math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.
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⚐ Report//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Hadar and Isaiah presenting about mappings Hadar: So, an example of a mapping: "Isaiah" goes to "Ying", "Hadar" goes to "Ernst" ... Hadar: "United States" goes to "of America", and "Schwartz" goes to "Jesus".
#10565
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: This is a cult classic. This is the best movie ever. This is The Princess Bride.
#10564
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⚐ ReportAce: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?
#10563
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is grading papers Schwartz: Ayeayeayeayeayeaye, child what did you do?
#10559
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⚐ Report//Pd. 1 Analysis, we're watching The Princess Bride Giant from the movie: Why do you wear your mask? Were you burned by acid or something? Masked man: No, it's just very comfortable. I do believe everyone will be wearing one in the future. //The whole class starts laughing
#10543
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⚐ Report// Complex presentations, topic is Laplace Transforms Booyya: if you're in DiffEq right now, we haven't learned about Laplace Transforms yet. Booyya: and if you took DiffEq last year, that was online, so we haven't learned about Laplace Transforms yet.
#10539
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.
#10538
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: There are things I lie to students about, but telling them they'll "be fine", about something in class, is not something I lie about.