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#10581

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May 18, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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// complex presentations Schwartz: did you just prove that by saying you're being hand-wavey and therefore we can do it? Santi: oh yeah Schwartz: excellent. Proof by lack of rigor.

#10577

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May 13, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Andy presenting about mirror pairs Andy: And now for a shameless plug of real-world applications of mirror pairs. Andy: To Schwartz's disgust, because math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.

#10576

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May 13, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Hadar and Isaiah presenting about mappings Hadar: So, an example of a mapping: "Isaiah" goes to "Ying", "Hadar" goes to "Ernst" ... Hadar: "United States" goes to "of America", and "Schwartz" goes to "Jesus".

#10565

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May 11, 2022, 6:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is a cult classic. This is the best movie ever. This is The Princess Bride.

#10564

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May 11, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?

#10563

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May 11, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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// Schwartz is grading papers Schwartz: Ayeayeayeayeayeaye, child what did you do?

#10559

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May 11, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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//Pd. 1 Analysis, we're watching The Princess Bride Giant from the movie: Why do you wear your mask? Were you burned by acid or something? Masked man: No, it's just very comfortable. I do believe everyone will be wearing one in the future. //The whole class starts laughing

#10543

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May 6, 2022, 9:39 a.m.

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// Complex presentations, topic is Laplace Transforms Booyya: if you're in DiffEq right now, we haven't learned about Laplace Transforms yet. Booyya: and if you took DiffEq last year, that was online, so we haven't learned about Laplace Transforms yet.

#10539

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May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.

#10538

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May 5, 2022, 5:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: There are things I lie to students about, but telling them they'll "be fine", about something in class, is not something I lie about.