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#10052
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⚐ ReportAndy: KZ, how did your voice get more cancerous since middle school? Kevin Zhang: Too much Overwatch.
#10035
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⚐ Report// Duval is hovering over Andy during the glycolysis and fermentation quiz Andy: I feel so judged right now. Duval (moving away): Is it fine if I judge you from a distance? Andy: ...Sure? Duval: Andy, now is the time to cry! // The next class period Duval: Andy is accusing me of trying to make him cry!
#10034
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⚐ Report// Chamber orchestra Roberts: Does anyone here do weightlifting? Caleb: ANDY YING!!! Roberts: Who is Andy Ying?
#10007
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is giving complex lesson Schwartz(to student): A function is analytic if it has a Taylor series. // Ace and Andy's heads perk up Schwartz: No! Andy(covering ears): I heard nothing! Schwartz: Good!
#9974
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⚐ Report// Start of class Duval: I moved into my new house on December 26th. // Class starts applauding Duval: My kids are staying with me this weekend. // applause Duval: We're going to make baklava // more applause Duval: And I have 10 toes! // even more applause Andy: This is like in the Soviet Union, where you get sent to the gulag if you stop clapping. // yet more applause, Andy takes a bow
#9973
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.
#9945
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⚐ ReportAndy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.
#9925
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⚐ Report// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.