#11067

1111

Oct. 28, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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*Isaiah and Sameer are talking about the recent knowledge celebration* Stein: Diego is talking about his favorite breakfast while you two are off talking about your test. Stein: This is clearly more important.

#11000

1012

Oct. 18, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// Homework about an experiment with parachutes Stein: So what did you pick as your experimental units? Andy: Stein! Diego: Supporters of communism! Stein: I chose Nationals fans. // Later Stein: What would the placebo be? Diego: For the real parachute, if you pull the cord a parachute gets released from the bag. Diego: For the fake parachute, if you pull the cord, it just plays the national anthem.

#10949

77

Oct. 10, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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Stein: What's the difference between Diego's method and Sameer's method? Diego: It's better.

#10943

37

Oct. 7, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Diego: Coming soon to a peninsula near you: hurricanes

#10894

1313

Sept. 29, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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//Henry and Sameer are sitting at a table with cards Henry: Give us a game to play Diego: Russian roulette //Laughter Diego: You didn't specify what kind of game

#10817

59

Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.

#10751

1515

Sept. 1, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Diego: I wish you could keep losing teeth your whole life. Pulling out teeth is so much fun!

#10720

2828

June 17, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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//Talking about grades for FOT Kaluta: You would have to work very hard to get a bad grade in my class Diego: Fortunately I don't work hard, so I'm in the clear Kaluta: Oh, shut up

#10583

1113

May 18, 2022, 12:11 p.m.

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Diego: I shower and sleep with my clothes on.

#10343

1414

March 24, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!