#10237

1717

March 10, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Duval: Mr. Rose had a beautiful widow's peak. Jerry: Mr. Rose has hair?

#10236

79

March 10, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry: I like your phenotypes, Johnny. Johnny: nobody asked.

#10233

1012

March 10, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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// Sub in NSL Sean: This sub is cracked. Jerry Song: Crack? I love crack. Jerry Song: I would know because I've had it many times.

#10202

48

March 8, 2022, 2:08 p.m.

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Ace: Non-military time needs two extra characters. Jerry: You know how much two extra characters is? That's like an entire two extra characters! Andy: You guys are extra!

#10153

1111

March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.

#10152

22

March 4, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy

#10145

99

March 4, 2022, 7:56 a.m.

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// All-county permission slips Schwartz: Now here's the fun part. Ask me to sign your permission slip. Jerry Jing: Can you sign my permission slip? Schwartz: No! I refuse to let you go!

#10111

1616

March 1, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Jerry Song: A nut case has a 1 to 1 correspondence with "ball sack".

#10110

-212

March 1, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Talking about tennis tryouts Johnny: Jerry, who's on the team? Jerry Song: Your mom, your dad, and nobody else.

#10100

1515

Feb. 28, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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// Andy and Jerry are t-posing, trying to assert dominance over each other Duval: Are you guys crossing over?