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#9958
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Let's work with the other side and see if it works out more neatly... Or neater... I need ibuprofen.
#9954
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: when you have a mutant seahorse in the water breeze, its hair blows back behind its head
#9953
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: now our balls are 2-dimensional objects instead of 1-dimensional objects
#9950
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What methods are useful? Crying! After you cry, what methods are useful? Power reducing.
#9929
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⚐ Report//Schwartz throws marker to container and misses Schwartz: Oh, I almost got it. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: Don't clap! I didn't get it in!
#9928
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⚐ ReportStudent: I hate integration by parts. Schwartz: That just means I need to force you to do it more. You will learn to love it! It will happen!
#9925
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⚐ Report// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.
#9922
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⚐ Report//Describing polynomial long division to solve an indefinite integral. Schwartz: And then there's the divisor... dividend? Divisor? I always get this stuff mixed up. Schwartz: It's the part that's not in the fraction anymore... Class: The quotient! Schwartz: Ah, yes! The quotient!
#9910
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⚐ Report// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!
#9908
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You should absolutely go to college and refer to solving these as OIGOIG. Schwartz: They'll definitely know what you're talking about and not laugh at you. Schwartz: ... Seriously, do call it that. They'll laugh at you, but it'll spark a conversation, and it'll be good.