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#11440
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⚐ ReportRose, holding his polar circle drawing tool: I've been dreaming about this device- Michael: I've been dreaming of a white Christmas. Rose: That was your sentence for today, Michael. Would you another? You're about to use it up.
#11348
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⚐ ReportLodal, watching Michael open a banana the normal way: What are you doing? Opening a banana the wrong way? Michael: what? Lodal: You should open it from the bottom. Once you try it, you'll see it's much easier.
#11320
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⚐ ReportLodal: What are we doing today? Michael: Getting our tests back. Lets go, Michael stays winning! Lodal: Michael stays silent, that's what I want.
#11149
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⚐ Report//the next class from 11132 Schwartz: If you want to plug in 2 to a polynomial, you can do that. Schwartz: Just construct the polynomial ring, and mod it out by the ideal generated by x - 2! Michael: Will this be on the test?
#11145
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⚐ ReportStein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)
#11130
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?
#11028
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⚐ Report// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: Why are you allowed to square it? Schwartz: Why not? I’m allowed to do whatever I want.
#10820
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⚐ ReportKaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.