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#13193

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March 13, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: Because I am a good boy, I will write [function] as [differentiation friendly form]

#13192

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March 13, 2024, 2:41 p.m.

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//merge with previous Rose: Oh yeah SAT Day Rose: So Innovation, Weekends, SAT day, frivilous field trips Rose: All are my enemies Rose: Any time we aren't actively learning math is contrary to our objectives

#13191

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March 13, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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//Rose is listing his enemies Rose: Field Trips Rose: Expecially frivilous Field Trips. Rose: However almost all field trips are frivilous, so I don't even think that part needs to be said //later, someone mentions Wallops Rose: Wallops is an important social moment in your life Rose: The educational value, is there...

#13179

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March 11, 2024, 2:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 11 "I was warning my kids, like 1st warning, 2nd warning, 3rd warning, 4th warning etc." "Then after the 8th warning I took away his stuffed animal, and he was screaming about how he was gonna get nightmares" "Then my daughter writes 'Papa is horrible Papa is horrible' over and over on this board we have" "She wasn't even a victim she was just sticking up for his brother" "She was screaming stuff like 'YOU are a HORRIBLE parent' 'YOU are making YOUR SON have NIGHTMARES'" "And she was making like elaborate plans to sneak out at midnight, to get back at me and stuff like that" "They kept taking stuff, like the hat off my head, and hiding my stuff" "My daughter is gonna be a criminal mastermind one day" "I think I made a horrible mistake" "I should have just had children that were obedient" "I wasted all of this time being nice" "That brings me to the other children in my life, you guys" "All I ask for is complete obedience."

#13174

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March 10, 2024, 7:02 p.m.

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Rose: Say everyone has a mandatory coffee break at 10:30 AM, and who knows what’s in that coffee, and everyone’s efficiency skyrockets

#13172

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March 10, 2024, 7:01 p.m.

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Rose: If you’re talking, but you’re whispering, are you like even talking?

#13162

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March 6, 2024, 3:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 6 "now if you think about calculus romantically or whatever..." "nice healthy big fat square. good square" "now as my thing gets bigger" "now we erase you bad tiny corner" "now you go to your car and you get your duffel bag of supplies for your criminal life" "and you go back into the bank with your clown hair and say i've never been here before"

#13140

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March 1, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: (muttered) I hate children! Rose: did I say that out loud?

#13124

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Feb. 23, 2024, 3:21 p.m.

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Rose: x^(2/3) is bird Rose: 1/bird is volcano

#13123

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Feb. 23, 2024, 1:33 p.m.

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// Analysis 1, Rose wants to do a physics demonstration involving gravity Rose (to Kirk): Do you have balls in this classroom? Kirk: Yeah, they're underneath each chair *Rose takes the tennis ball off the leg of the empty chair in front of him* Rose: Okay, so I'm not actually going to drop this, but you can imagine what would happen if I did