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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, march 11 "I was warning my kids, like 1st warning, 2nd warning, 3rd warning, 4th warning etc." "Then after the 8th warning I took away his stuffed animal, and he was screaming about how he was gonna get nightmares" "Then my daughter writes 'Papa is horrible Papa is horrible' over and over on this board we have" "She wasn't even a victim she was just sticking up for his brother" "She was screaming stuff like 'YOU are a HORRIBLE parent' 'YOU are making YOUR SON have NIGHTMARES'" "And she was making like elaborate plans to sneak out at midnight, to get back at me and stuff like that" "They kept taking stuff, like the hat off my head, and hiding my stuff" "My daughter is gonna be a criminal mastermind one day" "I think I made a horrible mistake" "I should have just had children that were obedient" "I wasted all of this time being nice" "That brings me to the other children in my life, you guys" "All I ask for is complete obedience."
#13174
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⚐ ReportRose: Say everyone has a mandatory coffee break at 10:30 AM, and who knows what’s in that coffee, and everyone’s efficiency skyrockets
#13162
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, march 6 "now if you think about calculus romantically or whatever..." "nice healthy big fat square. good square" "now as my thing gets bigger" "now we erase you bad tiny corner" "now you go to your car and you get your duffel bag of supplies for your criminal life" "and you go back into the bank with your clown hair and say i've never been here before"
#13123
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1, Rose wants to do a physics demonstration involving gravity Rose (to Kirk): Do you have balls in this classroom? Kirk: Yeah, they're underneath each chair *Rose takes the tennis ball off the leg of the empty chair in front of him* Rose: Okay, so I'm not actually going to drop this, but you can imagine what would happen if I did
#13112
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, february 21 "I assume I'm going too slow, so I'll just go even slower." "You're only really learning when you have no idea what to do, so you just try random things, and finally get the right answer -- that's the best feeling in the world." "I should be famous for this method." "Whenever I'm wondering whether Alexei's messing with me, it always turns out that he is messing with me. Maybe sometimes he's messing with me and I don't even suspect it." "Let's screw around with our wish until it comes true." "One day, I will know the integers from 1 to 300 as well as Stephen."
#13111
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⚐ ReportRose: How much does your average teacher use Remind? Michael: Stein skews the average. Do you want the median or the mean?