#2936

132144

Feb. 16, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Pham: You don't have friend? You go up to girl ask them to be your friend.  Like you know how they do in kindergarten? Or, you get cookie from home, stick in girl's mouth, you have friend.

#2922

99

Feb. 11, 2011, 11:02 a.m.

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Pham: No English teacher is ever tell you to bring white-out in school! This only for cheating! Especially Asian people is cheating!

#2921

2020

Feb. 11, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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Pham: Why you call me Mr. Templin? You know I not Mr. Templin, right? Do I look white to you?

#2912

55

Feb. 10, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: I no tell you "you're great!", mom and dad tell you "you're great!" Whose parents tell them that? //Class replies with no's and yes's Pham: I take that back, some Asian parent like that.

#2898

1010

Feb. 9, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see.  First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it.  Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.

#2890

88

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!

#2889

55

Feb. 8, 2011, 11:37 p.m.

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Pham: You know how they do it back then? They look at problem in the textbook, get mommy and daddy to drive you to library, look up information, drive home, open the textbook, and continue working on problem, now you guy look up number in back of book.

#2882

15

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: Mole is just like dozen, you know that? Only mole bigger number.

#2881

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!

#2868

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 9:24 p.m.

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//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??