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#3020
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⚐ ReportSchafer: What color do you want the Puzzlepalooza shirt to be? //sample responses: Some students: Blue! (and other normal colors) Student: Rainbow! RAINBOW!!! Ori: Double rainbow! Contreras: Schafer colored! Waychoff: Clear!
#3013
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⚐ ReportSchafer: We construct Puzzlepalooza teams based on your unique skills. Elliot is great for stuff about crew. Some of you are good for robotics. And Ittai is great at distracting Walstein!
#2998
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⚐ Report//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum. We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity. And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM! We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is. I steal all my best stuff from Stein.
#2995
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⚐ Report//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.
#2994
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⚐ ReportSchafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it. And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!
#2993
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⚐ Report//julian makes a comment Schafer: Okay, see, I don't know what you just said, and I could care less. Andrew Lu: Well, I think that in your mind there's this dial of caring. When you say you could care less, it means that the dial can still be turned down. Schafer: Ah, but you see, I don't care enough to turn it down to the point where I couldn't care less.
#2970
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If it looks dangerous, it probably is; if it looks safe, it probably isn't.
#2948
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?
#2931
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⚐ Report//Schafer walks into Multivar with Math Phys invites Schafer: So what class is this anyways? Teacher: Well, just look at who's in it! Schafer: I dunno, I see Vishnu over there.
#2898
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⚐ Report//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see. First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it. Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.