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#9311
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⚐ Report// After discussing some serious shit Duval: I love to live in my happy bubble of ignorance and pretend that all of you are perfect little angels.
#9309
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⚐ ReportRoberts: What is it that you guys say? Roberts: We’re all gucci? *entire class groans*
#9308
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⚐ Report// Schwartz talking about antiderivs Schwartz: So the derivative is a natural log cabin right? Class: Yes? Schwartz: WRONG!!! YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE C! Schwartz: When you add the c you have a houseboat!
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⚐ Report// MABL practice Hammond: Negative 80 million points! Hammond: But I'll give you back 1 million points because he was a horrible horrible racist. Leela: Only 1 million points?
#9306
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⚐ Report//Rose Pd. 8 Rose: Wake Up! Rose: Try Harder! Rose: Get Faster! Rose: Be Better!
#9305
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⚐ ReportRose: A few years back I was really obsessed with that baby panda they had at the zoo Rose: I used to play the panda cam during tests Rose: I'd have all the students' desks facing the promethean and they'd be taking a test while I played the panda cam Rose: And they'd all be doing a bunch of math while I'd be like, "Oh, look at the baby panda, it's so cute"
#9304
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⚐ ReportRose: We're going to have a thorough introduction to this new topic now. Rose: So I have this monkey
#9303
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⚐ ReportRose: should we make the kids cry or not? Rose: yes of course we should! That's what Halloween is about!
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⚐ Report// Political efficacy Gabaree: Maybe it's because men are dumber. Gabaree: Let's not get into stereotypes tho.
#9301
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⚐ Report// Gabaree talking about voting and politics Gabaree: So I got my absentee ballot. Gabaree: And like many of you guys, I waited until the last minute to fill it out.