#2713

55

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!

#2707

66

Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#2545

00

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Swaney: Did you come into this class before? Hammond: No, I think I came in the other class. There was this one really talkative girl... Swaney: Sarah Fultz?

#2433

810

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?

#2285

26

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:51 a.m.

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Hammond: Thank you Mr. Schafer Schafer: No, thank you. Hammond: No, thank YOU. Schafer: No, thank YOU. Hammond: No, thank YOU!!! (goes on for a while)

#2276

77

Oct. 4, 2010, 8:18 p.m.

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Alex W.: So the air leaves behind stuff- Hammond: No, no, it leaves behind carbon. Alex W.: That's what I meant. Schafer: So we learned something new today: Stuff equals carbon!

#1993

1414

June 10, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//While ago, talking about how Collins and Donaldson are never in the school at the same time because of their schedules; in Ms.Collins' class. Hammond: Would it be like antimatter/matter if they were in the same room? *Few minutes pass, and Mr.Donaldson enters while Ms.Collins is teaching* Class: NOOOOOO!

#1969

1818

June 2, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Mr. Hammond: I know I'm doing a good job these days because I haven't been on Blairbash for a few months

#1930

1313

May 17, 2010, 10:50 p.m.

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//Mr. Hammond hands Mr. Donaldson his Puzzle Palooza T-shirt //Mr. Donaldson turns it around to the side with the word search and Puzzle Palooza written in big letters at the top. Donaldson (to the class): Can you find your name in here? Anand: * Points to last 3 letters of Palooza *

#1889

77

May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*