#3576

44

Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

#3575

2323

Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

#3574

1315

Sept. 19, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!

#3573

55

Sept. 18, 2011, 8:02 p.m.

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Jason: You'd have to be under a rock not to know that. Milo: A rock and a Faraday cage

#3572

1414

Sept. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Anderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.

#3571

-28

Sept. 18, 2011, 5:06 p.m.

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//After finding out that Brian DeRose rides her bus Girl: So I'm not insane. I did see you. Brian: Either that or you saw my evil twin. //Aside Becky: Your evil identical twin? Brian: Actually, he's the good twin, but don't tell anybody.

#3570

02

Sept. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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//Talking about when he saw all the dead/embalmed revolutionary leaders Swaney: I'm surprised the US hasn't done it. Especially for Reagan. They might as well have; they named everything after him.

#3568

77

Sept. 18, 2011, 4:55 p.m.

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Cuadrado: If you scream in here, I'm not going to tell anyone. As long as you scream en español.

#3567

99

Sept. 18, 2011, 4:53 p.m.

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Klein: In ancient Greece, they had the Delphic Oracle. Now we have the Google.

#3566

88

Sept. 18, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Klein: Take out a portable writing surface that you can turn in. Otherwise known as a slice of paper.