#3592

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Sept. 21, 2011, 8:29 p.m.

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// Ostrander was subbing 2nd period Phys Chem until Pham arrived. When Pham arrives: Pham: Alright guys. I go over chemical bonding today. Ostrander: Oh don't worry. I already taught them chemical bonding. When a chemical walks by another chemical, he goes, "Hey, that chemical is kind of cute," and they bond. That kind of chemical bonding?

#3591

68

Sept. 21, 2011, 5:38 p.m.

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//Lecturing the percussion in Symphonic Band about tuning the tympani Mrs. Roberts: Why don't all of you carry a pitchfork with you? You should be like those tympanists with their bags with all their pitchforks. //The whole class looks confused Mrs. Roberts: Wait... did I just say pitchfork?

#3590

1212

Sept. 21, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//When Eric Neyman failed to say follow in time Stein: He did not follow the class rules. Class: Follow. Stein: You are mocking my rules! Student: Rules.

#3589

88

Sept. 21, 2011, 11:31 a.m.

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Matt: I put the Mission Impossible theme on my alarm clock. That way, when I wake up every morning, I feel really epic.

#3588

79

Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.

#3586

1515

Sept. 20, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining a physics problem about two cyclists riding towards each other who and eventually crash Student: Mr. Schafer, why do the two cyclists ride towards each other and crash? Schafer: That is because they are magnet students, and like in magnet P.E, they all deviate in the same direction, but still end up hitting each other.

#3585

2931

Sept. 20, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Ittai: If you've had calculus, this is like breathing. If you haven't, this is like giving birth. And you're a man.

#3579

3438

Sept. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?

#3578

1420

Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#3577

1818

Sept. 19, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: I so tired. I came back at 1:30 am. Guess where I was? Students: Florida! Pham: You know me so well. You know why I was in Florida? Students: Cause you have a house there? Disney Land? Pham: No! They have Lego Land now! I go there. It so cool!