#3552

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Sept. 13, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

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Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?

#3551

66

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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//Afternoon anouncements come on, and many people are talking. After the announcements: Thornton: Students, you should know this by now. You don't talk while the teacher is talking, and you don't talk while the announcements are on-- //A last-minute announcement comes on Thornton: TURN OFF THE STUPID PA!

#3550

55

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Schafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.

#3549

111

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:08 p.m.

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Clay: You know what it's called when you just start writing without doing a prewrite first? It's called vomiting onto the page.

#3546

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Sept. 13, 2011, 1:40 p.m.

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Devin: Hey, Jeremy, do you like zombie books? Jeremy: No, I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Devin: But it's not fiction! It's future history!

#3545

1113

Sept. 13, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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Nathan: May I go to the bathroom? Street: Sure, just go. //Nathan walks out Kaluta (jokingly): Thank god he's gone. Street (also jokingly): Yeah. THAT BUM. //Schafer walks in Schafer: What, you talking 'bout me?!

#3544

1113

Sept. 12, 2011, 10:31 p.m.

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//Walking in the hallway Prashan: WHOA THAT KID LOOKS JUST LIKE SHIRLEY! Myles: Yeah...that's his little brother...

#3543

22

Sept. 12, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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Rose: Yeah, it's kinds of just obvious, but I'm mentioning obvious things today.

#3542

44

Sept. 12, 2011, 5:28 p.m.

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Student: Sorry, my poster's kind of big... Klein: It's OK, size doesn't matter!

#3541

88

Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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// Ittai runs in late to Study Hall after Pham takes attendance Ittai: Mr. Pham, I'm here. I was taking a piss. Pham: [shakes his head] // Sid and Ostrander walk in Ostrander: These two are tardy unexcused cause you know why? They were heading in the other direction with a girl. Students: Blown! // Ittai and Sid talk Ostrander: And now they're arguing over the girl.