#3527

13

Sept. 8, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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Stein: Victor, when did you take Algebra I? Victor: Sixth grade. Stein: Alright, so when you were taking Algebra I in pre-school...

#3526

8591

Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#3525

1010

Sept. 8, 2011, 2:56 p.m.

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Stein: I used to have this "Thinker Doll" made of porcelain. One day, in a parent-teacher-student conference, the kid got so mad, he started yelling, "I hate you and the Thinker Doll!" Then, he smashed it on the ground. And I was like, NOOOOOOO! That was the end of Thinker Doll. Class: What's the kid's name? Stein: I dunno. Class: Where's he now? Stein: Probably in prison.

#3522

13

Sept. 7, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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Pham: You not in United States of America--you don't have to pay taxes

#3521

3436

Sept. 6, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

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//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.

#3519

22

Sept. 6, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: The way new things are discovered in math is people just do stuff, and see if it works. That's how the complex numbers were discovered. Someone was just doing some stuff, and it worked out.

#3517

66

Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#3515

1818

Sept. 3, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Moose: Patrick, where did you go over the summer? Patrick: Well, I went to Amsterd- Moose: Did you buy any pot?

#3514

1111

Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Philip: Towers of Hanoi would only need a 3.5 MB lookup table. //5 minutes later Philip: I made a small exponent error, it's actually about 33 million TB

#3513

00

Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Alex (trying to explain a problem): So we just multiplied everything together.